The Hague. The Hague?

Many years ago, my dream girl participated in a glamour model competition.
I have no idea who did win, but my dream girl did not win.
My dream girl was not the decision maker's dream girl.
What exactly does that have to do with The Hague?
Everything.
The Hague is home to the International Court of Justice.
My dream girl not winning was a crime against humanity.

It was like when Dukes of Hazards stars Tom Wopat and John Schneider held out for more money, and CBS announced that their replacements would look nothing like them.
Queue the voice of Morgan Freeman saying, "Their replacements looked exactly like them."
It is tempting to think that my dream girl was the victim, having been lead to believe that she could successfully compete when the powers that be had a completely different vision.
However, as is sadly too often the case, the real victim was me.
If she had won, we all would have gotten a lot more content from her.
Unless this website magically starts to generate double-digit millions of dollars in revenue, she would almost certainly find any reference to her name on this web page to be creepy and unwelcome.
That being said, if she is so shallow that she would only care for me if I were making tens of millions of dollars... I would be completely ok with that.