Hire Me To Find You A Japanese Bride

I would like you to hire me to find you a Japanese bride.
I am going to begin this page with why I originally became interested in Japanese, then I will discuss why a Japanese bride could make sense for some men in the United States.
As a young person, I had an interest in the field of investments.
At the time, Japan was experiencing what is now regarded as an economic bubble.
I thought that I could use an interest in Japan as some kind backdoor into the field of investments.
My idea was far from original.
For example, in the 1980's expensive private universities in the United States heavily recruited students from Japan in order to harvest tuition payments and donations.
When the Japanese economic bubble popped, expensive U.S. universities pivoted to recruiting from:

Below are some reasons why a marriage between a woman from Japan and a man from the United States could still make sense: